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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
cybergy:


DUDE OMG
tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face
fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.
comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

(via phobias)

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

(Source: jesuschristvevo, via ericathedreamer)

getrreal:

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

Why does everyone gotta hate on the people with a good work ethic? It’s difficult to have that too

coolator:

nicolascagefighter64:

blastortoise:

White people be like “so I’m racist because I don’t find an entire race of people attractive.”
Lmao uh yes

NO BECAUSE THERE IS A HUGE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NOT BEING ATTRACTED TO A RACE OR NOT RESPECTING THEM AS EQUAL OPPORTUNITY HUMAN BEINGS, MOTHERFUCKER

look how mad these racists are